Wow, I love the new John Green book
I bet the horse dies
Phone Lestrade, tell him there’s an escaped rabbit.
i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted
Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
this person was 1 second away from not having a 197 thousand note post
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light
"Why do you do these things to me?"
That is the face of an animal who understands not mere rage, but the thirst for vengeance.