"we’ll up your medication"
DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +
I watch porn for the storyline
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
more like do that in a restaurant in LA and wait for the waiters
You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would trade my honor for a few more years of…of what? You grew up with actors. You learned their craft and you learned it well. But I grew up with soldiers. I learned how to die a long time ago. Pity. Such a pity. What of your daughter’s life, my lord? Is that a precious thing to you?
follow my blog, it’s gluten free
went grocery shopping
“mommy, can I-“
“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”
Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"