lolcamhs:

"we’ll up your medication"

lolcamhs:

"we’ll up your medication"


1668N   ·   22nd   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog



77040N   ·   22nd   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

image

heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before


201158N   ·   22nd   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

442768N   ·   22nd   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes


164867N   ·   22nd   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +


118994N   ·   22nd   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


juilan:


I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline


262769N   ·   22nd   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


hotwhiteguy:

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

more like do that in a restaurant in LA and wait for the waiters


125077N   ·   22nd   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would trade my honor for a few more years of…of what? You grew up with actors. You learned their craft and you learned it well. But I grew up with soldiers. I learned how to die a long time ago. Pity. Such a pity. What of your daughter’s life, my lord? Is that a precious thing to you?


4540N   ·   21st   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog



22546N   ·   21st   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


inabasket:

follow my blog, it’s gluten free

inabasket:

follow my blog, it’s gluten free


116827N   ·   21st   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


asian:

went grocery shopping

asian:

went grocery shopping


69768N   ·   21st   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”


91698N   ·   21st   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


Come On Eileen
Dexys Midnight Runners

throwbacksongs:

Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen


70558N   ·   21st   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


catbountry:


ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.


187588N   ·   21st   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog